Arizona Diamondbacks Will Sell 25 Foot And Half Long Corndog

Do you like bacon, cheese and french fries?

If you answered yes, well, boy, do the Arizona Diamondbacks have something for you.

The D-bat Dog is an 18-inch corndog stuffed full of cheese and bacon and served with a heaping helping of fries.

For just $25, you can experience a glutton's dream meal.

I think the self-loathing that comes afterward costs extra, though.