You’re a utility infielder batting a lusty.210. Whom do you fear most? Doc deserves more than Clemens, baseball’s highest-paid Neanderthal.

They won’t be saying “Ben McWho?” for long. He’s taken his lumps. But, at 23, he’s taken them against Bo, not the Toledo Mudhens. Fork it over, O’s.

Mr. Injury’s wearing Royal blue this season. He’s mean. He’s exciting. And, thanks to injuries and hype, he’s royally overrated.

Meet major-league baseball’s second highest-paid Neanderthal. Sure, he’s arrogant, selfish and a pain. But then, so was Ty Cobb.